[键盘侠]湖人轻取雷霆|你湖的新赛季三月份才开始?

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (10-3) defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder (5-6), 128 - 99.

[赛后帖]洛杉矶湖人（10胜3负）今日以128-99击败俄克拉荷马雷霆（5胜6负）。

詹姆斯26分6板7助、浓眉18分7板、库兹马7分6板2助、波普10分3板、施罗德14分5板5助、哈雷尔21分6板、大莫里斯11分7板2助；亚历山大17分2板、希尔10分2板2助2断、多特9分、罗比11分9板4助、马勒登7分4助、波库舍夫斯基10分4板2助3帽。

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[–]Lakers PM_ME_UR__UPVOTE 50 指標 1小時前

This game was 90% garbage time.

湖人球迷：这场比赛90%的时间都是垃圾时间。

[–]Lakers zuuu34 157 指標 5小時前

10% was SGA showing his elite basketball skills

湖人球迷：剩下10%是亚历山大展示顶级骚操作的时间。

[–]Minneapolis Lakers Pardonme23 30 指標 5小時前

Its games like this that make me want more Harden and Kyrie stories

湖人球迷：这种比赛甚至让我想多看点哈登和欧文的趣事。

[–]Lakers Billal182 59 指標 1小時前

Whole lotta garbage time

湖人球迷：几乎全场都是垃圾时间。

[–]Lakers adonisgawd 19 指標 1小時前

Whole week has been Garbage time for the lakers

Lakers play Golden State and Milwaukee next week so that should be fun.

湖人球迷：这整个星期的比赛对我湖来说都是垃圾时间。

下周就得打勇士和雄鹿了，那就有得看咯。

[–]NBA mikesituation45 49 指標 1小時前

Lakers games are getting boring, as a compliment to the Lakers.

湖人的比赛正在变得无聊，这是对湖人的褒奖==

[–]Lakers thedonjefron69 10 指標 55 分鐘前

I figured out last night I’m gonna have to tune in for tip off if I want to see some action. I’ve turned on the last couple at the half and was bored

湖人球迷：昨晚我才意识到，要想看点我湖正经打的内容，那得从跳球开始。半场最后那几个回合我看了，乏味得很。

[–]Lakers SacreFor3 13 指標 46 分鐘前

I'm loving these smackdowns. I haven't been this relaxed multiple nights in a row like this since the 2001 Lakers lol. I'll take this over stressful games or the 7 years of infamy.

湖人球迷：我就喜欢看这种血虐。自打2001年之后，这还是我首次连续几场看我湖比赛有这么轻松惬意的体验。比起当初那7年的挨打，我更喜欢现在这种全场花。

[–]Lakers cheezylaker 17 指標 4小時前

Facts. I'll take this over what we endured in 2012-13 and 2018-19

湖人球迷：就是，现在这场面比12/13赛季和18/19赛季不爽多了嘛。

[–]Lakers NotUpForDebate11 5 指標 3小時前

even last year we had no real bench scoring so we never just coasted like the bucks did to easy 20+ point wins, now when bron and ad sit we hit them with like THT harrell kuzma and still can score on people while nursing a 20 point lead

湖人球迷：即便是在上赛季，我们当时压根没得板凳火力点。所以咱们从来都不能像动不动大胜对手20多分的雄鹿那样划水。如今詹眉都下去歇着的时候，咱还有塔克、哈雷尔、库兹马可以得分，20多分的优势也保得住。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 34 指標 1小時前

Best team in the league.

湖人球迷：这就是联盟最强球队。

[–]Lakers Heor326 13 指標 1小時前

Lakers really are blowing out teams while LeBron James and AD are coasting

湖人球迷：当詹姆斯和浓眉都在划水的时候，我湖确实能把对手打花。

[–]NBA EarthWarping 4 指標 57 分鐘前

Their season starts in March

你湖的新赛季三月份才开始。

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[–]Lakers Humpy123 於 55 分鐘前 發表

Lebron is yet again just short of a "LeBron" (27-7-7), putting up 26-6-7.

LeBron has a career average of 27 points, 7 rebounds and 7 assists, but has not ever posted those exact stats in a game. Tonight he came very close, only short a rebound and a point.

湖人球迷：詹姆斯再次离“詹姆斯”（27+7+7）咫尺天涯，只可惜他的数据是26+6+7.

老詹职业生涯场均27分7板7助，可他从未在哪场比赛里打出过27+7+7的数据。今晚一度很接近，就差了那一个板和一分呐。

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball scatteam_djr 54 指標 55 分鐘前

he knows what he’s doing lol

湖人球迷：他知道自己在干啥，哈哈哈

[–]Mavericks MEMES4DREAMS77 15 指標 52 分鐘前

Lmao exactly he’s fucking with us at this point

独行侠球迷：哈哈哈哈，确实，他其实就是在逗我们玩儿。

[–]Mystic Knives 2 指標 50 分鐘前

Deliberately being a tease

故意调戏咱们呢

[–]RA1139 5 指標 56 分鐘前

You naughty naughty, you teasing me

这个老不正经的，居然调戏我==

[–]Lakers dawgoooooooo 10 指標 46 分鐘前

Dude is entering the LeDadjoke era, just gonna make random bets, fuck with stat anomalies and kinda chill out while dominating the fuck out of everyone, league better watch out.

湖人球迷：老汉已经步入了“老豆詹耍宝”的时代，就是随便和人打赌，诡异数据瞎打就有，特么统治全场的同时还有点平常心，联盟可得当心咯。

[–]76ers Bara_Chat [分數隱藏] 21 分鐘前

For a couple of years now I've been thinking that at his last game as an NBA player, he'll get exactly 27-7-7 for the first and last time just for shits and giggles.

76人球迷：近些年我一直觉得，等到老詹生涯最后一场NBA的时候，他会准确无误地拿到生涯第一个也是最后一个27+7+7的单场数据，就是为了图个乐。

[–]Lakers AstrosCheated 26 指標 58 分鐘前

This is the year it happens, I can feel it in my urethra

湖人球迷：这个数据本赛季就会出现，我的前列腺有感觉了。

[–]Suns thechemistrychef 56 指標 1小時前

LeBron gonna accidentally coast to an MVP if Lakers stay dominant like this

太阳球迷：如果湖人继续保持这种统治力，老詹真能不小心划出个MVP。

[–]Lakers caughtinthought 36 指標 55 分鐘前

it's kinda nuts cause you get glimpses of him turning it on... like 3 threes in a row in the 2nd quarter, then he just goes back to hibernation

湖人球迷：是有点变态，因为你看他好好打也就那么一会儿……比如第二节连着的三个三分，然后他就继续趴窝了。

[–]Trash CarryPlayer [分數隱藏] 35 分鐘前

Last time I saw him play hard was game 5 finals.

上次看到老詹卖力打球还是总决赛G5。

[–]Dawnshot_ 3 指標 4小時前

It's amazing watching Bron play the past few games knowing he's setting out to win while using the least amount of energy possible but also maintaining his averages and his 10 point streak. I think he could have exited a few games earlier in the past stretch but stays in to get closer to his 27 point average. What other player could choose to play like this (having a very good + deep team is obviously a huge factor but still)

Also Trezz is such a monster in the paint, so good at finishing with contact under the rim

最近几场看着老詹以最低的消耗带队赢球，同时还能延续高得分和上双，感觉挺美妙的。我觉得他有那么几场比赛或许早就没啥心思了，但是为了稳住27的均分还是留在场上。还有谁能像他这样打球（虽说拥有一支很强很有深度的球队，但少不得自身的强大实力）？

还有哈雷尔，他在内线真是个怪物，篮下对抗后的终结也很强。

[–]Lakers frozteh 3 指標 2小時前

Anyone notice Montrezl's defense has been much better that past few games? Obviously he's not a lockdown defender, but if he's not a complete liability like everyone had us believe that's a huge plus. Obviously we played against some downward trending or rebuilding teams, but still.

湖人球迷：有谁注意到哈雷尔最近这几场的防守进步了好多吗？很显然，他不是防守大闸，可如果他不是之前大家所说的那种纯粹的负累，那对我湖也是很有帮助的。虽说我湖最近碰到的都是些状态不行和重建期的球队，但也能说明一些问题。

[–]Wizards nova2006 2 指標 5小時前

THT 13 min? Injured?

奇才球迷：塔克就打了13分钟？受伤了？

[–]Lakers thedonjefron69 5 指標 5小時前

Probably punishment for the missed dunks the other night

湖人球迷：或许是在为前晚各种扣飞受罚呢

[–]Lakers nitrousconsumed 5 指標 5小時前*

They need to reel him in. Dude gets too excited that tunnel vision sets in when driving. He's 20 so it's something that can be worked on, but better sooner then later.

湖人球迷：我湖是该敲打敲打他。这小孩儿有点飘了，突破起来就看不到队友了。他才20岁，还能多加雕琢，不过这得宜早不宜迟。

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[–]Lakers Sandz_ 77 指標 1小時前

Weird takeaways:

Thunder are now 0-5 at home

Lakers are now 7-0 on the road

湖人球迷：奇怪的感受：

雷霆目前主场0胜5负；

我湖目前客场7胜0负。

[–]Lakers prodigymix 43 指標 1小時前

Best start to the season road record in franchise history.

湖人球迷：这是我湖队史最佳客场开局。

[–]Lakers EvilNinjaX24 5 指標 46 分鐘前

It's a weird stat to me, considering the All-Time teams the Lakers have had.

湖人球迷：客场7连胜就创造队史纪录了，我咋觉得怪怪的呢，毕竟咱们祖上那么阔绰。

[–]Hawks ImgonnawaverwireAB 21 指標 55 分鐘前

How tf have the lakers never done that before

老鹰球迷：这特么湖人以前咋就从未有过客场7连胜呢？

[–]Lakers SacreFor3 18 指標 48 分鐘前

Most of our best teams never gave a shit about it lol

湖人球迷：那些顶级湖人压根就没在乎过这个数据，哈哈哈

[–]capnchuc [分數隱藏] 42 分鐘前

And road games are a lot harder when there are crowds. This is going to be a strange home vs away season for every team.

现场有观众的时候，客场比赛比主场难打得多。本赛季对于每个队来说，这种主客安排都挺奇怪的。

[–]Mavericks Drfuckthisshit 20 指標 1小時前

Wtf Is ad doing?

When kcp got fouled he went over there and was playing with this braids. When Schroeder got tangled with sga he was over there playing with Schroeders hair.

Ad hair fetish confirmed?

独行侠球迷：戴维斯那是搞鸡毛呢？

波普被犯规的时候，他走过去玩他的辫子；施罗德和亚历山大扭作一团的时候，他又去玩施罗德的头发。

难道浓眉这是有恋毛癖？

[–]Lemonjello23 13 指標 51 分鐘前

You really think they came back from the bubble with no changes?

难道你真以为这帮球员在复赛园区待了那么久，啥事也没发生？(¬¬)

[–]Lakers godfrey1 [分數隱藏] 31 分鐘前

this is why LeBron didn't like being there for 3 months

湖人球迷：难怪老詹说不喜欢在那儿待三个月。

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[–]atlfirsttimer 9 指標 5小時前

How did this team win 5 games

这雷霆是怎么赢了五场的？

[–]Lakers AfroSuede 9 指標 5小時前

They suck at tanking.

湖人球迷：他们不会摆烂。

[–]Thunder wallie71 71 指標 1小時前

Ahh so the tank finally starts now

雷霆球迷：啊哦，所以我雷的摆烂从今天正式开始。

[–]Lakers echoecho25 20 指標 56 分鐘前

I hope you guys get Cade, Mobley or Suggs.

湖人球迷：希望你们得到康宁汉姆、Evan Mobley或者Jalen Suggs。

[–]Thunder ShotClockCheeeese 126 指標 5小時前

I hope you win another chip and Kawhi leaves

雷霆球迷：那我希望你湖再拿一个冠军，打走小卡。

[–]Lakers LuigiD23 46 指標 5小時前

Thanks man. I hope you get awesome picks from the flippers

湖人球迷：感谢老铁，希望你雷从“翻船”那儿得到一些好签！

[–]Thunder BBallHunter 249 指標 5小時前

Dort was 50% from 3. Nothing else mattered to me.

雷霆球迷：多特三分50%的命中率，我就关心这个。

[–][OKC] Lu Dort NHartline 15 指標 5小時前

Future 20 ppg scorer

雷霆球迷：以后就是个场均20的得分手。

[–]ElFuddLe 34 指標 5小時前

I've been saying for years that "bad shooters never become good shooters"and lu dort out here really looking like he sold his soul to the devil in the off-season for a three point shot

我这些年一直都认为“菜鸡投手压根就不会成为神射”，可这多特还真就像是在休赛期把自己的灵魂卖给魔鬼换来了三分投射。